Smallville season 7 episode 1 “Bizarro” – major spoilers!

Ausielle’s blog at TV Guide gives out these spoilers for the premiere episode of Smallville on September 27. The spoilers are huge and major!

• By the middle of the premiere, one woman will be officially pronounced dead.
• Lex will find himself in a watery situation that harkens back to the original pilot… only this time, it’s another alien saving his life.
• Those folks who hated Jimmy will be happy to see that he grows a major spine and sucker-punches a certain Young Man of Steel.
• Bizarro Clark will get his hands on Lois… and she’ll kind of like it.
• Expect massive effects after a dam burst brings out Clark’s, um, hottest power.
• By the end of the episode, the new girl in town will be ready for her close-up.

Are you pysched yet?! I can’t wait for two more weeks!

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